CELINE DION (AIN'T GOT NO HUMOR)


Branding is the problem.

Celine Dion ain't got no humor
she's like nature, she’s like the sunset

riding on a bus from Buenos Aires to Iguazu
had to watch a Celine Dion concert there
she was even covering Frank Sinatra
but how far are they from each other anyway

Celine Dion ain't got no humor
she's like nature, she’s like the sunset
cruel, perfect, beautiful
cruel, perfect, beautiful

there's no humor in beauty
and we're livin' on a ball
that revolves on its own axis
and around the sun

Near, far, whereever you are
I believe that the heart will go -
Go go go

how many times I wished I was a woman
how many times I wished I was a man
how many times I wished I would be something
something like nature
something like a rock or a river or a tree
something you could describe in words
something that would fit the constitutional power of words
something that would frame my identity and my personality once and forever

there's no humor in beauty
no they only share a u


WHO IS ROGER F. AGAIN?